A little fuel for the fire

[gobucksgo]

Being that it is Michigan week and all........

Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: How do you get all of the Michigan grads out of your neighborhood?
A: Hide all of the cardboard boxes.

Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.

Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?
A: There are some things even pigs won't do.

Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Michigan?
A: It's too hard on the mule.

Q: What is the definition of a wolverine?
A: A rat with VD.

Q: How do you keep a Michigan player from drowning??
A: Take your foot of of their head.

Q: How do you get a Michigan grad off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.

[ncbuckeyegal]

Very good!!

Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.

We will school there butts!!

[gobucksgo]

ncbuckeyegal said:

Very good!!

Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.

We will school there butts!!

Elementary school......old school.........preschool their butts! ;D

GO BUCKS!

[ncbuckeyegal]

gobucksgo said:

ncbuckeyegal said:

Very good!!

Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.

We will school there butts!!

Elementary school......old school.........preschool their butts! ;D

GO BUCKS!

HAHA! Only need preschool! I want Lit animal to put Hart in time out.

[gobucksgo]

ncbuckeyegal said:

gobucksgo said:

Elementary school......old school.........preschool their butts! ;D

GO BUCKS!

HAHA! Only need preschool! I want Lit animal to put Hart in time out.

Henne too!

[columbusbengal]

ncbuckeyegal said:

Very good!!

Q: How do you keep a Michigan player out of the endzone?
A: Put a classroom there.

We will school there butts!!

Sorry, ncbuckeyegal. I try NOT to ever stoop to smacking people for their grammar or spelling, but when you are smacking US for our lack of classroom experience, I have to make an exception to my general rule. Please go ahead and try to school "our" butts.

[columbusbengal]

ncbuckeyegal said:

HAHA! Only need preschool! I want Lit animal to put Hart in time out.

You're too late. A number of our other opponents have already done that. I just hope he's back in for Saturday.

[Golden]

columbusbluebengal said:

ncbuckeyegal said:

HAHA! Only need preschool! I want Lit animal to put Hart in time out.

You're too late. A number of our other opponents have already done that. I just hope he's back in for Saturday.

He'll be in there, they held him out against Wisky so he could heal.

Same with Henne, except he played a couple of series.

Michigan knew that all they had to do was beat OSU to go to
the Rose Bowl regardless of what they did against Wisky.
Their only mission now............is to beat the Buckeyes.

They saved them for us.

GLB