Post by Golden on Jun 10, 2006 20:10:05 GMT -5
Little Johnny's 3rd grade class was having a lesson on careers and were
discussing the various professions out there. The teacher asks the kids
what their dads do for a living.
One little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy is a doctor. He
helps sick people get well."
A little boy raises his hand and says "My daddy is a dentist and he
fixes people's teeth."
Another little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy is the district
attorney and he puts bad people in jail."
The teacher notices that little Johnny is awfully quiet, so she asks
him what his daddy does. Little Johnny announces that "My daddy works as a
strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar and he..."
Shocked and not wanting that discussion to go any further, the teacher
interrupts little Johnny and moves on with the lesson.
During recess, the teacher comes up to little Johnny and asks "Does
your daddy really work as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar??"
Little Johnny replies, "No, actually he coaches football at Michigan but I
was too ashamed to tell anyone."
GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!
discussing the various professions out there. The teacher asks the kids
what their dads do for a living.
One little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy is a doctor. He
helps sick people get well."
A little boy raises his hand and says "My daddy is a dentist and he
fixes people's teeth."
Another little girl raises her hand and says "My daddy is the district
attorney and he puts bad people in jail."
The teacher notices that little Johnny is awfully quiet, so she asks
him what his daddy does. Little Johnny announces that "My daddy works as a
strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar and he..."
Shocked and not wanting that discussion to go any further, the teacher
interrupts little Johnny and moves on with the lesson.
During recess, the teacher comes up to little Johnny and asks "Does
your daddy really work as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar??"
Little Johnny replies, "No, actually he coaches football at Michigan but I
was too ashamed to tell anyone."
GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!
