More Jokes

[buckeyebikerbabe]

Why was OJ's white Bronco seen headed toward Ann Arbor?

A: He knew nobody would look for a Heisman Trophy winner there.


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Q: What's the only sign of intelligence in Ann Arbor?

A: Columbus 186 miles


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Q: What do you call a Michigan cheerleader with two brain cells?

A: Pregnant


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Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan fans?

A: A Whine Cellar


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Q: An OSU fan and a Michigan fan are in the third grade. Who's bigger?

A: The Michigan fan... he's 18 years old.


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Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?

A: A visitor


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Q: Why doesn't Michigan have ice on their sidelines during games?

A: The guy with the recipe graduated.


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Q: Why are there 2 teams from Michigan in the Big ten?

A: There was so much crap in Ann Arbor they had to start another pile.


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Q: What are the three hardest years in the life of a Michigan Wolverine fan?

A: Second Grade.


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Q: What do you get when you breed a pig with a Michigan fan?

A: There are some things even pigs won't do.


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Q: Why do the University of Michigan grads hang their diplomas from the rearview mirror?

A: So they can park in the handicapped spaces.



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Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.

[buckeyzfan1]

LOL...there should have been a link on the General board.

[columbusbengal]

Ouch! Why do I think these are not funny???

(could be because I heard them all on the Michigan board with O$U replacing Michigan in the punchline) <g>

Actually, a lot of these jokes are hilarious.

[BlockONation]

I'd rather post them on ESPN or a couple of MySpace trash talk pages I know there are a lot of southern fans and replace UM or OSU with SEC

lmfao!

[columbusbengal]

buckeye4life said:

I'd rather post them on ESPN or a couple of MySpace trash talk pages I know there are a lot of southern fans and replace UM or OSU with SEC

lmfao!

I agree. The ones about intelligence are definitely more relevant to SEC fans

[buckeyzfan1]

columbusbluebengal said:

buckeye4life said:

I'd rather post them on ESPN or a couple of MySpace trash talk pages I know there are a lot of southern fans and replace UM or OSU with SEC

lmfao!

I agree. The ones about intelligence are definitely more relevant to SEC fans

Ditto!