Michigan Entrance Exam

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Michigan Entrance Exam - Football Player Version

Time Limit: 3 WKS



1. What language is spoken in France?



2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.



3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army or

(d) WRITE A PLAY



4. What religion is the Pope?

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic (check only one)



5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?



6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?



7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)



8. What are people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners

9. Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton



10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.



11. Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's

(b) a 7-11

(c) Canada

(d) the sky



12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no



13. What are coat hangers used for?



14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?



15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.



16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?



17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

(a) New York

(b) Florida

(c) Canada

(d) Wisconsin



18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?



19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?



20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?

(a) B.C.

(b) A.D.

(c) still waiting

[tommythtrainedseal]

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[byco42]

Do we just have to take this, or do we have recourse?

[buckeyzfan1]

byco42 said:

Do we just have to take this, or do we have recourse?

Now what fun would it be to see you just take it like you do in the game?

Your not the football team your fans!

[columbusbengal]

Even though this "joke" actually can be used to kid absolutely anyone (West Virginians, Stanford grads, lawyers, football players in general, etc. etc. etc.), I'll admit it is a little more applicable to us this year after Harbaugh called us out on the easy courses our football players take. Regardless, it is hilarious and I had not heard most of those questions before. Good job.

[byco42]

Q: Two third graders are standing next to each other. One is a Wolverine and the other a Buckeye. Which one is taller?

A: The Buckeye, of course ... because he's 18 years old.