Post by woodylives on Dec 22, 2006 10:31:21 GMT -5
OSU, MICHIGAN, AND THE POPE
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to
visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach
in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Michigan jersey, was struggling
frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up
with three men wearing Ohio State jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious Wolverine fan from the water.
Then using (autographed by Woody himself) baseball bats, the
three heroes in OSU Red beat the shark to death and hauled it into the
boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard
that there was some bitter hatred between Buckeye and Michigan fans,
but now have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who
was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with
God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's
wisdom, but he doesn't know one thing about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding
up?"
GO BUCKS!!!!
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to
visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach
in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.
A helpless man, wearing a Michigan jersey, was struggling
frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up
with three men wearing Ohio State jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a
harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the
bleeding, semi-conscious Wolverine fan from the water.
Then using (autographed by Woody himself) baseball bats, the
three heroes in OSU Red beat the shark to death and hauled it into the
boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard
that there was some bitter hatred between Buckeye and Michigan fans,
but now have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who
was that?"
"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with
God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's
wisdom, but he doesn't know one thing about shark fishing.... how's the bait holding
up?"
GO BUCKS!!!!
